" The cute ones are crazy, the good ones are taken, and what is left for us?"
2. From the 70's show, Jackie and her boss, on Valentine's Day
Jackie, upon seeing her lady boss drinking alone in the room : Miss (don't remember boss's name, so would just put her as boss in the conversation), are you okay?
Boss : This happens every valentine's day.
Jackie : *blur*
Boss : I'm missing something every girl needs.
Jackie : A friend who is fatter than you?
Boss : No! LOVE!
Jackie : Owh.
3. The Simpsons, on cheating to be the winner in a competition
"Cheating is a gift man presents to himself"4. From desperate housewives, the series
"Illness can take on many forms.
Those of the body are easy to treat.
Much more difficult are the hidden melodies that fester in our hearts.
The secret addictions that consume our souls.
And the diseases we deny which affect our judgement.
To survive we need to find that special someone who can heal us.
But we can never predict who have the cure for what ails us.
Or when they'll show up."